If you’re are a photographer, you are far are more likely to relate to the following gallery than others. There are “wedding photographers”, and then their are real photographers. This collection specifically applies to the latter group.
The "Step 1: Be attractive"
The "It's awfully hot here, don't you think?"
The "I swear I'm a swan"
The "Oh shit oh shit oh shit"
The "Save your camera at all costs"
The ol' "My father was a man, my mother was a man and my wife is also a man" [Classic technique. Do not attempt. You do not live
The "Airborne Selfie"
The "Me, too!"
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