Illustrated and captioned by artist Chabe Escalante, these images are an imagination of various Disney Princesses with children… once the fairy tale ends.
Snow White has a tween who sits on the couch all day. This infuriates Snow White, who complains, "You have no idea how easy you have it. When I was your age I had to do menial labor!"
Pocahontas is the leader of her daughter's Girl Scouts troop and loves taking the girls on nature hikes to see "the colors of the wind." She does not, however, enjoy trying to sell cookies outside the marketplace.
Ariel is constantly battling her husband over how much freedom they should give their teenager. "Are you kidding, Eric?" she often says. "When I was her age I thought a fork was a comb and practically sold my soul to a witch to get a boyfriend! There is no way she's going to the fair alone!"
Cinderella is the ultimate Pinterest mom. She DIYs her kids' gorgeous clothes (with a little help from her now-elderly pals, Jaq and Gus), bakes amazing cakes, and uses eco-friendly home-cleaning techniques.
Jasmine is a PTA mom and strikes fear in the eyes of the school administrators because she's tough and doesn't let her kids suffer any injustices.
Belle is a dedicated homeschooler but finds it is a lot harder to teach her kids than it was to teach the Beast. He says, to her ire, "I was only a good student because I thought you were a hottie, Belle."
Aurora has a teenager who sleeps in way too late. This drives Aurora nuts, but when she calls her daughter on it, she says, "Whatever, Mom. Dad says that when you were my age you slept for days!"
Merida has her own set of triplets she can't seem to potty train. This drives her mad, especially when they pee around the potty. She often scolds, "If I can hit a bull's-eye from a hundred yards, you can tinkle in the toilet!"
Tiana struggles to get her 4-year-old to eat anything except beignets. She's so desperate to get her kid to eat better that she's taken to grinding up veggies and hiding them in her beignets.
Mulan has a super-girly daughter who she does not know what to do with. Many nights she complains to Li Shang, "I single-handedly defeated the Huns, and yet she worships Miss Chen from next door because she's good at makeup!"
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